I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’