(Source: 811k, via departured)
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
(Source: eyeslikestyles, via woaininomatterwhat)
my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
(Source: obeyrach, via satans-hell-fire)
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
(via satans-hell-fire)
Home cinema
you are the future
i thought that said “you are the furniture”
(via satans-hell-fire)
(Source: weirdsky, via satans-hell-fire)
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
(via kinky-carneasadafries)
Justin Bartels, Impression
‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’
(Source: anorsexic, via honey-im-fabulous)
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
(via honey-im-fabulous)
